School Update 2011-2012-Update #1

Well, School started a few months ago and a lot has happened in those few months to say the least. I sprained my ankle again before heading off to school and then, I didn't talk to my boyfriends hardly at all uring the month of October, because I was being a dumbass to the extreme. Then, my boyfriend, kitty, got hit by a car and got amnesia. Couldn't even remember his last name or the day he was born. But, luckily, he has been slowly getting it back. So, that's a good thing and I'm happy he's been getting it back.

But, as for school, it's been one crazy year. I've had so many papers and projects to do for classes, that I'm suprised I've made it to November. But, in less than two weeks, I get off for Thankgiving break and I'm so happy about that. I've been waiting for a nice little break and I'm finally seeing one at the end of the tunnel so to say. I just can't believe that I'm getting mostly As and Bs this semester. There is only one class I fear that I might get a C in and that is Civil War and Reconstruction history. But, a lot of people I think, are in the same boat as I am because of the quizzes and stuff that we've gotten. So, I don't feel as bad now about the class. I'm just happy to be getting two As and two Bs this semester. I'm taking four upper level classes this semester and getting four As and Bs?! So, that's amazing to say the least and I'm happy. I just want to get through another year at Radford University and make it without going completly insane :P But, knowing my luck, I probably will go a little looney. But, it could be a lot worse; I could still be in the music department. Anyway, got to run, so I'll catch you guys later!! :)

Summer Upate #3

Well, finally got my loan stuff started for school. I can't believe that school starts up in about a month and I'll be heading back to Radford University. When I head back, I'm going to talk to my advisor about Double Majoring. I was thinking about Double Majoring in Social Science and History because I would only need five more classes to get my degree in both. Two of the classes, I could take whenever I needed to since they are both are offered every semester, every year. So, this year should be a very interesting year to say the least.

But, I kind of don't want to go back in a way. I don't want to have to work my ass off this semester, but I know it'll be worth it nonetheless. When I graduate, I'll graduate with two degrees and I'm also considering getting my Masters of Science in Education from Radford as well. But, that also means that I'll be stuck here in Virginia for another 18 months at least.But, I know that I'll be more marketable when I go and try to find a job. Plus, I know that Kitty and Scar like it more when I get my masters, so I know that it'll be good for it. So, wish me luck when I do all of the stuff to get all my degrees and everything.

But, how is everyone doing lately? I hope that everyone is doing good while you guys are preparing to go back to school and such. I know it can be stressful when everyone is trying to go back to school, especially with our economy like it is. We almost defulted on our debt and I won't say much about it except that not everyone gave up as much as they could (*cough* Republicans *cough*). Sorry, it's the Political Scientist in me. But, I hope that everyone is doing good while trying to get back to school and everything and for anyone that is a senior this year, good luck in your senior year!!!! :)

Well, since it's getting late, I'll let everyone go and finish whatever they need to do and everything. So, I hope that everyone has a good day and I'll catch you guys later!! :)

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone-Chapter 1

Chapter 1-The Boy who lived

Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. They were the last people you'd expect to be involved in anything strange or mysterious, because they just didn't hold with such nonsense.

Mr. Dursley was the director of a firm called Grunnings, which made drills. He was a big, beefy man with hardly any neck, although he did have a very large mustache. Mrs. Dursley was thin and blonde and had nearly twice the usual amount of neck, which came in very useful as she spent so much of her time craning over garden fences, spying on the neighbors. The Dursley had a small son called Dudley and in their opinion there was no finer boy anywhere.

The Dursleys had everything they wanted, but they also had a secret, and their greatest fear was that somebody would discover it. They didn't think they could bear it if anyone found out about the Potters. Mrs. Potter was Mrs. Dursley's sister, but they hadn't met for several years; in fact, Mrs. Dursley pretended she didn't have a sister, because her sister and her good-for-nothing husband were as unDursleyish as it was possible to be. The Dursleys shuddered to think what the neighbors would say if the Potters arrived in the street. The Dursleys knew that the Potters had small son, too, but they never even seen him. This boy was another good reason for keeping the Potters away; they didn't want Dudley mixing with a child like that.

When Mr. and Mrs. Dursley woke up on the dull, gray Tuesday our story begins, there was notihing about the cloudy sky outside to suggest that strange mysterious things would soon be happening all over the coutnry. Mr. Dursley hummed as he pickedout the most boring tie for work, and Mrs. Dursley gossiped away happily as she wrestled a screaming Dudley into his high chair.

None of them noticed a large, tawny owl flutter past the window.

At half past eight, Mr. Dursley picked up his briefcase, pecked Mrs. Dursley on the cheek, and tried to kiss Dudley good-bye but misse, because Dudley was now having a tantrum and throwing his cereal at the walls. "Little tyke," chortled Mr. Dursley as he left the house. He got into his car and backed out of number four's drive.

It was on the corner of the streeet that he noticed the first sign of something peculiar--A cat reading a map. For a second, Mr. Dursley didn't realized what he had seen--then he jerked his head around to look again. There was a tabby cat standing on the corner of Privet Drive, but there wasn't a map in sight. What could ha have been thinking of? It must have been a trick of light. Mr. Dursley blinked and stared at the cat. It stared back. As Mr. Dursley drove around the corner and up the road, he watched the cat in his mirror. It was now reading the sign that said Privet Drive--no, looking at the sign; cats couldn't read maps or signs. Mr. Dursley gave himself a little shake and put the cat out of his mind. As he drove toward town he thought of nothing except a larger order of drills he was hoping to get that day.

But on the edge of town, drills were driven out of his mind by something else. As he sat in the usual morning traffic jam, he couldn't help noticing that there seemed to be a lot of strangely dressed people about. People in cloaks. Mr. Dursley couldn't bear people who dressed in funny clothes--the getups you saw on young people! He supposed this was some stupid new fasion. He drummed his fingers on the steering wheel and his eyes fell on a huddle of these wierdos standing quite close by. They were whispering excitedly together. Mr. Dursley was enraged to see that a couple of them weren't young at all; why, that man had to be older than he was, and wearing an emerald-green cloak! The nerve of him! But, then it struck Mr. Dursley that it was probably some silly stunt--these people were obviously collecting for something...yes, that would be it. The traffic moved on and a few minutes later, Mr. Dursley arrived in the Grunnings parking lot, his mind back on drills.

Mr. Dursley always sat with his back to the window in his office on the ninth floor. If he hadn't, he might have found it harder to concentrate on drills that morning. He didn't see the owls swooping past in broad daylight, though people down in the street did; they pointed and gazed open-mouthed as own after owl sped overhead. Most of them had never seen an owl even at nighttime. Mr. Dursley, however, had a perfectly normal, owl-free morning. He yelled at five different people. He made several important telephone calls and shouted a bit more. He was in a very good mood until lunchtime, when he thought he'd stretch his legs and walk across the road to buy himself a bun from the bakery.

He'd forgotten all about the people in cloaks until he passed a group of them next to the bakers'. He eyed them angrily as he passed. He didn't know why, but they made him uneasy. This bunch were whispering excitedly, too, and he couldn't see a single collecting tin. It was on his way back past them, clutching a large doughnut in his bag, that he caught a few words of what they were saying.

"The Potters, that's right, that's what I heard--"

"--yes, their son, Harry--"

Mr. Dursley stopped dead. Fear flooded him. He looked back at the whisperers as if he wanted to say something to them, but thought better of it.

He dashed back across the road, hurried up to his office, snapped at his secretary not to disturb him, seized his telephone, and had almost finished dialing his home number when he changed his mind. He put the receiver back down and stroked his mustache, thinking...no, he was being stupid. Potter wasn't such an unusual name. He was sure there were a lot of people called Potter who had a son name Harry. Come to think of it, he wasn't even sure his nephew was called Harry. He'd never even seen the boy. It might have been Harvey. Or Harold. There was no point in worrying Mrs. Dursley, she alwys got so upset at any mention of her sister. He didn't blame her--if he'd had a sister like that...but all the same, those people in cloaks...

He found it a lot harder to concewntrate on drills that afternoon and when he left the building at five olcock, he was still so worried that he walked straight into someone just outside the door.

"Sorry," he grunted, as the tiny old man stumbled and almost fell. It was a few seconds before Mr. Dursley realized that the man was wearing a violet cloak. He didn't seem at all upset at being almost knocked to the ground. On the contrary, his face split into a wide smile and he said in a squeaky voice that made passerby stare, "Don't be sorry, my dear sir, for nothing could upset me today! Rejoice, for You-Know-Who has gone at last! Even Muggles like yourself should be celebrating, this happy, happy day!"

And the old man hugged Mr. Dursley around the middle and walked off.

Mr. Dursley stood rooted to the spot. He had been hugged by a complete stranger. He also thought he had been called a Muggle, whatever that was. He was rattled. He hurried to his car and set off for home, hoping he was imagining things, which he had never hoped before, because he didn't approve of imagination.

As he pulled into the driveway of number four, the first thing he saw--and it didn't improve his mood--was the tabby cat he'd spooted that morning. IT was not sitting on his garden wall. He was sure it was the same one; it had the same markings around its eyes.

"Shoo!" said Mr. Dursley loudly.

The cat didn't move. It just gave him a stern look. Was this normal cat behavior? Mr. Dursely wondered. Trying to pull himself together, he let himself into the house. HE was still determined not to mention anything to his wife.

Mrs. Dursley had had a nice, normal day. She told him over dinner all about Mrs. Next Door's problems with her daughter and how Dudley had a new word ("Won't!"). Mr. Dursley tried to act normally. When Dudley had been put to bed, he went into the living room in time to catch the last report on the evening news:

"And finally, bird-watchers everywhere have reported that the nation's owls have been behaving very unusually today. Altohough owls normally hunt at night and are hardly ever seen in daylight, there have been hundreds of sightings of these birds flying in every direction since sunrise. Experts are unable to explain why the owls have suddenly changed their sleeping pattern." The newscaster allowed himself a grin. "Most mysterious. And now, over to Jim McGuffin with the weather. Going to be any more showers of owls tonight, Jim?"

"Well, Ted," said the weatherman, "I don't know about that, but it's not only the owls that have been acting oddly today. Viewers as far apart as Kent, Yorkshire, and Dundee have been phoning in to tell me that instead of rain I promised yesterday, they've had a downpur of shooting stars! Perhaps people have been celebrating Bonfire Night early--it's not until next week, folks! But Ican promise a wet night tonight."

Mr. Dursley sat frozen in his armchair. Shooting stars all over Britain? Owls flying by daylight? Mysterious people in cloaks all over the place? And a whisper, a whisper about the Potters...

Mrs. Dursley came into the living room carrying two cups of tea. It was no good. He'd have to say something to her. He cleared his throat nervously. "Er--Petunia, dear--you haven't heard from your sister lately, have you?"

As he had expected, Mrs. Dursley looked shocked and angry, After all, they normally pretended she didn't have a sister.

"No," she said sharply. "Why?"

"Funny stuff on the news," Mr. Dursley mumbled. "Owls....shooting stars...and there were a lot of funny-looking people in town today....

"So?" snapped Mrs. Dursley.

"Well, I just thought....maybe....it was something to do....you know....her crowd."

Mrs. Dursley sipped her tea through pursed lips. Mr. Dursley wondered wheather he dared tell her he'd heard the name "Potter." He decided he didn't dare. Instead he said, as casually as he could, "Their son--he'd be about Dudley's age now, wouldn't he?"

"I suppose so," said Mrs. Dursley stiffly.

"What was his name again? Howard, isn't it?"

"Harry. Nasty, common name, if you ask me."

"Oh, yes," said Mr. Dursley, his heart sinking horribly. "yes, I quite agree."

He didn't say another word on the subject as they went upstairs to bed. While Mrs. Dursley was in the bathroom, Mr. Dursley crept to the bedroom window and peered down into the front garden. The cat was still there. It was staring down Privet Drive as though it were waiting for something.

Was he imagining things? Could all this have anything to do with the Potters? If it did...if it got out that they were related to a pair of--well, he didn't think he could bare it.

The Dursleys got into bed. Mrs. Dursley fell asleep quickly but Mr. Dursley lay awake, turning it all over in his mind. His last, comforting thought before he fell asleep was that even if the Potters were involved, there was no reason for them to come near him and Mrs. Dursley. The Potters knew very well what he and Petunia thought about them and their kind....He couldn't see how he and Petunia could get mixed up in anything that might be going on--he yawned and turned over--it couldn't affect them....

How very wrong he was.

Mr. Dursley might have been drifting into an uneasy sleep, but the cat on the wall outside was showing no sign of sleepiness. It was sitting as still as a statue, its eyes fixed unblinkingly on the far corner of Privet Drive. It didn't so much as quiver when a car door slammed on the next street, nor when two owls swooped overhead. In fact, it was nearly midnight before the cat moved at all.

A man appeared on the corner the cat had been watching, appeared so suddenly and silently you'd have thought he'd just popped out of the ground. The cat's tail twitched and its eyes narrowed.

Nothing like this man had never been seen on Privet Drive. He was tall, thin, and very old, judging by the silver of his hair and beard, which were both long enough to tuck into his belt. He was wearing long robes, a purple cloak that swept the ground, and high-heeled, buckled boots. His blue eyes were light, bright, and sparkling behind half-moon spectacles and his nose was very strong and crooked, as though it he’d been broken at least twice. This man's name was Albus Dumbledore.

Albus Dumbledore didn't seem to realize that he had just arrived in a street where everything from his name to his boots was unwelcome. He was busy rummaging in his cloak, looking for something. But he did seem to realize he was being watched, because he looked up suddenly at the cat, which was still staring at him from the other end of the street. For some reason, the sight of the cat seemed to amuse him. He chuckled and muttered, "I should have known."

He found what he was looking for in his inside pocket. It seemed to be a silver cigarette lighter. He flicked it open, held it up in the air, and clicked it. The nearest street lamp went out with little pop. He clicked it again--the next lamp flickered into darkness. Tweleve times he clicked the Put-Outer, until the only lights left on the whole street were two tiny pinpricks in the distance, which were the eyes of the cat watching him. If anyone looked out of their window now, even beady-eyed Mrs. Dursley, they wouldn't be able to see anything that was happening down on the pavement. Dumbledore slipped the Put-Outer back inside his cloak and set off down the street toward number four, where he sat down on the way next to the cat. HE didn't look at it, but after a moment he spoke to it.

"Fancy seeing you here, Professor McGonnagall."

He turned to smile at the tabby, but had gone. Instead he was smiling at a rather sever-looking woman who was wearing square glasses exactly the shape of the markings the cat had had around its eyes. She, too, was wearing a cloak, an emerald one. Her black hair was drawn into a tight bun. She looked distinctly ruffled.

"How did you know it was me?" she asked.

"My dear Professor, I've never seen a cat sit so stiffly."

"You'd be stiff if you'd been sitting on a brick wall all day," said Professor McGonagall.

"All day? When you could have been celebrating? I must have passed a dozen feast and parties on my way here."

Professor McGonagall sniffed angrily.

"Oh yes, everyone's celebrating, all right," she said impatiently, "You'd think they'd be a bit more careful, but no--even the Muggles have noticed something's going on. It was on their news." She jerked her head back at the Dursleys' dark living-room window. "O heard it. Flocks of owls....shooting stars....Well, they're not completely stupid. They were bound to notice something. Shooting stars down in Kent--I'll bet that was Dedalus Diggle. He never had much sense."

"You can't blame them," said Dumbledore gently. "We've had precious little to celebrate for eleven years."

"I know that," said Professor McGonagall irritably. "But tht's no reason to lose our heads. People are being downright careless, out on the streets in broad daylight, not even dressed in Muggle clothes, swapping rumors."

She threw a sharp, sideways glance at Dumbledore here, as though hoping he was going to tell her something, but he didn't so she went on. "A fine thing it would be if, on the very day You-Know-Who seems to have disappeared at last, the Muggles found out about us all. I suppe he really has gone, Dumbledore?"

"It certainly seems so," said Dumbledore. "We have much to be thankful for. Would you care for a lemon drop?"

"A what?"

"A lemon drop. They're a kind of Muggle sweet I'm rather fond of."

"No, thank you," said Professor McGonagall coldly, as though she didn't think this was the moment for lemon drops. "as I say, even if You-Know-Who has gone--"

"My dear Professor, surely a senisble person like yourself can call him by his name? All this 'You-Know-Who' nonsense--for eleven years I have been trying to persuade people to call him by his proper name: Voldemort." Professor McGonagall flinched, but Dumbledore, who was unsticking two lemon drops, seemed not to notice. "It all gets so confusing if we keep saying 'You-Know-Who.' I have never seen any reason to be frightened of saying Voldemore's name.

"I know you haven't," said Professor McGonagall, sounding half exasperated, half admiring. "But, you're different. Everyone knows you're the only one You-Know-oh, all right, Voldemort, was frightened of."

"You flatter me," said Dumbledore calmly. "Voldemore had powers I will never have."

"Only because you're too--well--noble to use them."

"It's lucky it's dark. I haven't brushed so much since Madam Pomfrey told me she liked my new earmuffs."

Professor McGonagall shot a sharp look at Dumbledore and said, "The owls are nothing next to the rumors that are flying around. You know what everyone's saying? About why he's disappeared? About what finally stopped him?"

It seemed that Professor McGonagall had reached the point she was most anxious to discuss, the real reason she had been waiting on a cold, hard wall all day, for neither as a cat nor as a woman hd she fixed Dumbledore with such a piercing stare as she did now. It was pain that whatever "everyone" was saying, she was not going to believe it until Dumbledore told her it was true. Dumbledore, however, was choosing another lemon drop and did not answer.

“What they’re saying,” she pressed on, “is that last night Voldemort turned up in Godric’s Hollow. He went to find the Potters. The rumor is that Lily and James Potter are—are—that they’re dead.”

Dumbledore bowed his head. Professor McGonagall gasped.

“Lily and James….I can’t believe it….I didn’t want to believe it….Oh, Albus….”

Dumbledore reached out and patted her on the shoulder. “I know….I know….” He said heavily.

Professor McGonagall’s voiced trembled as she went on. “That’s not all. They’re saying he tried t kill the Potter’s son, Harry. But—he couldn’t. He couldn’t kill that little boy. No one knows why, or how, but they’re saying that when he couldn’t kill Harry Potter, Voldemort’s power somehow broke—and that’s why he’s gone.”

Dumbledore nodded glumly.

“It’s—it’s true?” faltered Professor McGonagall. “After all he’s done….all the people he’s killed….he couldn’t kill a little boy? It’s just astounding….of all the things to stop him….but how in the name of heaven did Harry survive?”

“We can only guess,” said Dumbledore. “We may never know.” Professor McGonagall pulled out a lace handkerchief and dabbed at her eyes beneath her spectacles. Dumbledore gave a great sniff as he took a golden watch from his pocket and examined it. It was a very odd watch. IT had twelve hands, but no numbers; instead, little planets were moving around the edge. IT must have made sense to Dumbledore, though, because he put it back in his pocket and said, “Hagrid’s late. I suppose it was he who told you I’d be here, by the way?”

“Yes,” said professor McGonagall. “And I don’t suppose you’re going to tell me why you’re here, of all places?”

“I’ve come to bring Harry to his aunt and uncle. They’re the only family he has left now.’

“You don’t mean—you can’t mean the people who live here?” cried Professor McGonagall, jumping to her feet and point at number four. “Dumbledore—you can’t. I’ve been watching them all day. You couldn’t find two people who are less like us. And they’ve got this son—I saw him kicking his mother all the way up the street, screaming for sweets. Harry Potter come and live here!”

“It’s the best place for him,” said Dumbledore firmly. “His aunt and uncle will be able to explain everything to him when he’s older. I’ve written them a letter.”

“A letter?” repeated Professor McGongall faintly, sitting back down on the wall. “Really, Dumbledore, you think you can explain all this in a letter? These people will never understand him! He’ll be famous—a legand—I wouldn’t be surprised if today was known as Harry Potter day in the future—there will be books writing about Harry—every child in our will know his name!”

“Exactly,” Dumbledore said, looking very seriously over at the top of his half-moon glasses. “It would be enough to turn any boy’s head. Famous before he can walk and talk! Famous for something he won’t even remember! Can’t you see how much better off he’ll be, growing up away from all that until he’s ready to take it?”

Professor McGonagall opened her mouth, changed her mind, swallowed, and then said, “Yes—yes, you’re right of course. But, how is the boy getting here, Dumbledore?” she eyed his cloak suddenly as though she thought he might be hiding Harry underneath it.

“Hagrid’s bringing him.”

“You think it—wise—to trust Hagrid with something as important as this?”

“I would trust Hagrid with my life,” said Dumbledore.

“I’m not saying his heart isn’t in the right place,” said Professor McGonagall grudgingly, “But, you can’t pretend he’s not careless. He does tend to—what was that?”

A low rumbling sound had broken the silence around them. It grew steadily louder as they looked up and down the street for some sign of a headlight; it swelled to a roar as they booked looked up at the sky—and a huge motorcycle fell out of the air and landed on the road in front of them.

If the motorcycle was huge, it was nothing to the man sitting astride it. He was almost twice as tall as a normal man and least five times as wide. He looked simply too big to be allowed, and so wild—long tangles of bushy black hair and beard hid most of his face, he had hands the size of trash can lids, and his feet in their leather boots were like baby dolphins. In his vast, muscular arms, he was holding a bundle of blankets.

“Hagrid,” said Dumbledore, sounding relieved. “At last. And where did you get the motorcycle?”

“Borrowed it, Professor Dumbledore, sir,” said the giant, climbing carefully off the motorcycle as he spoke. “Young Sirius Black lent it to me. I’ve got him, sir.”

“No problems, were there?”

“No, sir—house was almost destroyed, but I got him out all right before the Muggles started swarmin’ around. He fell asleep as we was flyin’ over Bristol.”

Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall bent forward over the bundle of blankets. Inside, just visible, was a baby boy, fast asleep. Under a tuft of jet-black hair over his forehead they could see a curiously shaped cut, like a bolt of lightning.

“Is that where--?” whispered Professor McGonagall.

“Yes,” said Dumbledore. “He’ll have that scar forever.”

“Couldn’t you do something about it, Dumbledore?”

“Even if I could, I wouldn’t. Scars can come in handy. I have one myself above my left knee that is a perfect map of the London underground. Well—give him here, Hagrid—we’d better get this over with.”

Dumbledore took Harry in his arms and turned him towards the Dursleys’ house.

“Could I—could I say good-bye to him, sir?” asked Hagrid. He bent his great, shaggy head over Harry and gave him what must have been a very scratchy, whiskery kiss. Then, suddenly, Hagrid let out a howl like a wounded dog.

“Shhh!” hissed Professor McGonagall, “you’ll wake the Muggles!”

“S-s-sorry,” sobbed Hagrid, taking out a large, spotted handkerchief and burying his face in it. “But, I c-c-can’t stand it—Lily an’ James dead—an’ poor little Harry off ter live with Muggles--

“Yes, yes, it’s all very sad, but get a grip on yourself Hagrid, or we’ll be found,” said Professor McGonagall whispered, patting Hagrid gingerly on the arm as Dumbledore stepped over the low garden wall and walked to the front door. He laid Harry Gently on the doorstep, took a letter out of his cloak, tucked it inside Harry’s blankets, and then came back to the other two. For a full minute, the three of them stood and looked at the little bundle; Hagrid’s shoulders shook, Professor McGonagall blinked furiously, and the twinkling light that usually shone from Dumbledore’s eyes seemed to have gone out.

“Well,” Dumbledore finally, “that’s that. We’ve no business staying here. We may as well go and join the celebrations.”

“Yeah,” Hagrid in a very muffled voice, “I’ll be takin’ Sirius his bike back, G’night, Professor McGonagall—Professor Dumbledore, sir.”

Wiping his streaming eyes on his jacket sleeve, Hagrid swung himself onto the motorcycle and kicked the engine into life; with a roar it rose into the air and off into the night.

“I shall see you soon, I expect, Professor Mcgonagall,’ said Dumbledore, nodding to her, Professor McGonagall blew her nose in reply.

Dumbledore turned and walked back down the street. On the corner he stopped and took out the silver Put-Outer. He clicked it once, and twelve balls of light spread back to their street lamps so that Privet Drive glowed suddenly orange and he could make out a tabby cat slinking around the corner at the other end of the street. He could just see the bundle of blankets on the step of number four.

“Good luck, Harry,” he murmured. He turned on his heel and with a swish of his cloak, he was gone.

A breeze ruffled the neat hedges of Privet Drive, which lay silent and tidy under the inky sky, the very last place you would expect astonishing things to happen. Harry Potter tolled over inside his blankets without waking up. One small hand closed on the letter beside him and he slept on, not knowing he was special, not knowing he was famous, not knowing he would be woken in a few hours’ time by Mrs. Dursley’s scream as she opened the front door to put out the milk bottles, nor that he would spend the next few weeks being prodded and pinched by his cousin Dudley…He couldn’t know that at this very moment, people meeting in secret all over the country were holding up their glasses and saying in hushed voices: “To Harry Potter—the boy who lived!”

©™J.K. Rowling

Summer Vacation 2011-Update #2

Well, seeing how it's been almost a month since my last update and everything, I thought I'd better post something up really quick. Been a long summer already, with the heat waves hitting everyone, everywhere. Hopefully, the heat will go away soon enough. But, I'm sure it will eventually and then, it'll be fall and everything.

But, one of the reasons why I haven't quite posted lately is that I have been recovering from a sprained ankle, which isn't very pleasant. If you've ever had one, I feel your pain. For those of you who are more fortunate and haven't ever sprained or broken an ankle or foot before, I don't wish this upon any of you guys. But, my ankle is healing up quite nicely and it has been itchy the past day or two, so that tells me it's healing up like it should.

Well, at least the summer is going along quite nicely and everything. I have the Praxis I retake tomorrow and that should be interesting to say the least. I tried it the first time back in March, over my spring break and then, I didn't pass two parts of it, so I have to retake them. I just hope that I can get a good grade on them and hopefully pass them so that I can go onto my VCLAs and get them done for my Praxis IIs, so I can student teach, so that I can get done at Radford. I won't be sheding any tears when I graduate.

Anyways, my summer's going good thus far and I hope the rest of it goes good and everything and I hope that you guys' summer goes good as well. Well, I better let you guys so, so I'll talk to you guys later!!

Summer Vacation 2011-Update #1

Well, it's been almost two months into Summer Vacation. It's been a crazy summer already and a lot has happened. As I sit here, typing this up, I wonder about how much has happened over the past couple years since I have started college. It seems as college has done a once over upon me and showed me a lot of things, both good and bad. But, in the end, it has shown me how strong I am. it has also shown me to take the little things in life and enjoy them, because you never know when they might disappear for good. And, it also taught me that you shouldn't take moments for granted. No moment should, no matter how small the moment might be, it's an important one.

But, summer is coming along and I can't believe not long from now, it'll be the Fourth of July weekend and we'll be setting off fireworks and have our BBQs. I want to have a good summer this summer. I want to have a summer like no summer before. It's 2011 people, it's time to catch up with the game and start having fun!! Go out and enjoy life, right now. Go.... :P Go and have fun and I'll catch you guys later!! :)

So, spring break is over....what now??

So, now that spring break is over with, I look back at my spring break. I had a decent spring break, but it was rainy most days and that made it slightly not fun. But, I also had to take my Praxis I testing the saturday before having to head back to school. That wasn't a fun thing to do because I had to wake up at 5:30 in the morning and head out of my house by around 6:00 to make it upto my school by 7:30. Believe me, it's not a fun thing to do, espically while on break.

But, later on that day, it was fun and I enjoyed the rest of my saturday, after getting home around 1:00 Pm or so. Got to talk to the most amazing boyfriend in the entire world, got pelted by a bunch of cupcakes, and did a lot of fun stuff as well. So, in the end, my weekend was very fun and enjoyable, minus the going back to school part and the Praxis I testing part.

But, now that I'm back and Spring Break is offically over, I'm wondering what I'm going to do with myself. I feel like I'm stressing my eyeballs out. I have to work on a debate probject tomorrow with my Political Science 120 group. I also have to make sure to bring my grades up, even though I have been trying, but I have been sucking at it apparently. I just hate my Geography 102 class for the sheer fact that my teacher gives little video quizzes and little regular quizzes online and I always have a hard time with the regular reading quizzes because the answers are never in the book and I can never find the answers online and thus, I fail the quizzes and I'm going to talk to him tomorrow about it. I have an odd feeling at what he's going to say. "I'm sorry, but I don't know what to do to help you." Sadly enough, that's all he ever really says to help us. He says he wants to help us and yet, he sometimes doesn't help us with the things we need help with. But, that's a story for another day.

Well, at least there's only about a month and a half to two months left in the semester and until Summer Break. I'm going to need another break so that I don't completly and utterly loose my head. I'm also planning on taking some classes this summer at a local community college that I went to before going to Radford and then, having those classes I take transfer over to Radford, so I don't have to take them there and thus, would leave me open to take more classes, just in case. Knowing Radford, they might just be the end of me yet.

Anyways, I better let you guys so, I guess I'll talk to you guys later and I'll see you guys around!! :)

Valentine's Day coming soon to a town near you!!

Well, as you all you guys know, Valentine's Day is coming up in the next weekends. I can't believe it's almost a year since I met Kitty Sunny Dayz, one of the two loves of my life. Valentine's Day was the day I met and I fell in love with him that day too because he was so incrediable and amazing and I'm sooooooo glad I met him on that day. I can't believe it's been almost a year since I've met kitty. I remember that entire weekend quite well. I remember that on the 13th of February, the day before, which was a saturday, I came upto Radford University, for a couple hour tour of the campus, seeing if I wanted to come up here for good and apply and what-not. Several hours later, slightly after midnight, I met Kitty and we helped each other out of a deep hole.

Then, several weeks later, I met a guy named Scar, around St. Patrick's day. He was just as amazing Kitty and I wouldn't change meeting him either. Then, Scar and Kitty started dating each other not soon after because I had found someone really quick too. Then, the guy I had started dating had been lying to me, so I broke it off. Then, I heard that something happened to Kitty and Scar and then, Scar was like, it's ok if you want to date both of us, so we all started dating and we've been dating ever since.

I will say that I won't change my life for a thing. I know that Kitty, Scar and myself have all been through heck and high water, but we've made it through together. This Valentine's Day, I know I'll be with the two most incrediable guys in the entire world and I wouldn't change it for the world :) :D

So, here's an update on life :)

Well, what can I say about life right now? Well, a lot has happened since the beginning of 2011. I can't believe that it's already seven days into the new year. I just don't want to think about going back to school quiet yet. I go back to school until around Martin Luther King Jr. day and I start up my new major then as well. Also, I meet my guys of my life for the first time in real life in March, when I'm on spring break, so I'm really excited about that.

I can't wait to hold both my guys in March. Noone knows how much I've been waiting for that and everything. Kitty was suppose to come over Christmas/Winter break, but he lost his sister and wasn't able to come up here for my birthday. But, that's alright because it just means that I can have something to look foward to over Spring Break, for it means spring break will be ever so much more special. I can't wait for it and to hold my guys for the first time.

But, I start up the spring semester around the 17th or 18th of January and I can't wait for that to happen. I can't wait because it'll start up my history/social science degree program with a teaching option and I'm so happy about that. I'll miss some of the good people I've met while I was in the music department, but I am happy to be out of the music program. It was very heptic and I hated how I was always a little icky when I was in the music program. I wanted to get away from there every single last weekend and I was happy when friday at 4:00 PM came around because it meant that I was going to head home and I was very happy about that.

Well, onto some other news. Today, I heard about an Arizona senator being shot and some of her staff were killed by a twenty-two year old man. I'll tell you about his name when I learn more about what has been happening. But, this is a terrible loss for everyone because people's lives were taken today and others gravely injured and noone should have been hurt.

Well, I'm going to conclude today with a simple thought; Love thyself and love thy neighbor. With that, I love everyone and peace to everyone!! :)

~Jonathan Coleman

The tales of Beedle the Bard

The Tale of the Three Brothers:

There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and make a bridge appear across the tracherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure.

And Death spoke to them. He was angry that he had been cheated out of three new victims, for travelers usually drowned in the river. But, Death was cunning. He pretended to congratulate the three brothers upon their magic, and said that each had earned a prize for having been cleaver enough to evade him.

So the oldest brother, who was a combative man, asked for a wand more powerful than any in existence: a wand that must always win duels for its owner, a wand worthy of a wizard who had conquered Death! So Death crossed to an elder tree on the banks of the river, fashioned a wand from a branch that hung there, and gave it to the oldest brother.

Then the second brother, who was an arrogant man, decided that he wanted to humiliate Death still further, and asked for the power to recall others from Death. So Death picked up a stone from the riverbank and gave it to the second brother, and told him that the stone would gave the power to bring back the dead.

And then Death asked the third and youngest brother what he would like. The youngest brother was the humblest and also the wisest of the brothers, and he did not trust Death. So he asked for something that would enable him to go forth from that place without being followed by Death. And Death, most unwillingly, headed over his own Cloack of Invisibilty.

Then, Death stood aside and allowed the three brothers to continue on their way, and they did so, talking with wonder of the adventure they had had, and admiring Death's gifts.

In due course the brtohers separated, each for his own destination.

The first brother traveled on for a week or more, and reaching a distant village, sought out a fellow wizard with whom he had a quarrel. Naturally, with the Elder Wand as a weapon, he could not fail to win the duel that followed. Leaving his enemy dead upon the floor, the oldest brother procceeded to an inn, where he boasted loudly of the powerful wand he had snatched from Death himself, and of how it made him feel invincible.

That very night, another wizard crept upon the oldest brother as he lay, wine-sodden, upon his bed. The thief took the wand and, for good measure, slit the oldest brother's throat.

And so Death took the first brother for his own.

Meanwhile, the second brother journeyed to his own home, where he lived alone. Here he took out the stone that had the power to recall teh dead, and turned it thrice in his hand. To his amazement and his delight, the figure of the girl he had once hoped to marry, before her untimely death, appeared at once before him.

Yet she was sad, and cold, sepearted from him by a veil. Though she had returned to the mortal world, she did not truly belong there and suffered. Finally the second brother, driven mad with hopeless longing, killed himself so as truly to join her.

And so Death took the second brother for his own.

But though Death searched for the third brother for many years, he was never able to find him. It was only when he had attained a great age that the youngest brother finally took off the Cloak of Invisibility and gave it to his son. And then he greeted Death as an old friend, and went with him gladly, and, equals, they departed this life.

©2008 by J.K. Rowling

The tales of Beedle the Bard

Babbitty Rabbitty and her Cackling Stump:

A long time ago, in a far-off land, there lived a foolish King who decided that he alone should have the power of magic.

He therefore commanded the head of his ary to form a Brigade of Witch-Hunters, and issued the a pack of ferocious black hounds. At the same time, the King caused proclamations to be read in every village and town across the land: "Wanted by the King: Instructor in Magic."

No true witch or wizard dared volunteer for the post, for they were all in hiding from the Brigade of Witch-Hunters.

However, a cunning charlatan with no magical power saw a chance of enriching himself, and arrived at the palace, claiming to be a wizard of enormous skill. The charlatan performed a few simple tricks that convinced the foolish King of his magical powers, and was immediately appointed Grand Sorcerer in Chief, the King's Private Magic Master.

The charlatan bade the King give him a large sack of gold, so that he might purchase wands and other magical necessities. He also requested several large rubies, to be used in the casting of curative charms, and a silver chalice or two, for the storing and maturing of potions. All these things the foolish King supplied.

The charlatan stowed the teasure safely in his own house and returned to the palace grounds.

He did not know that he was being watched by an old woman who lived in a hovel on the edge of the grounds. Her name was Babbitty, and she was the washerwoman who kept the palace liens soft, fragrant, and white. Peeping fro behind her drying sheets, Babbitty saw the charlatan snap two twigs from one of the King's trees, and disappear into the palace.

The charlatan gave one of the twigs to the King and assured him that it was wa wand of tremendous power.

"It will only work, however," said the charlatan, "when you are worthy of it."

Every morning the charlatan and the foolish King walked out into the palace grounds, where they waved their wands and shouted nonsenese at the sky. The charlatan was careful to perform more tricks, so that the King remained convinced of his Grand Sorcerer's skill, and of the power of the wands that had cost so much gold.

One morning, as the charlatan and the foolish King were twirling their twigs, and hopping in circles, and chanting meaningless rhymes, a loud cackling reached the King's ears. Babbitty the washerwoman was watching the King and the charlatan fro the window of her tiny cottage, and was laughing so hard she soon sank out of sight, too weak to stand.

"I must look undignified, to make the old washerwoman laugh so!" said the king. He ceased his hopping and twig-twirling, and frowned. "I grow weary of practice! When shall I be ready to perform real spells in from of my subjects, Sorcerer?"

The charlatan tried to soothe his pupil, assuring him that he would be caple of astonishing feats of magic, but Babbitty's cakling had stung the foolish King more than the charlatan knew.

"Tomorrow," said the King, "we shall invite our court to watch their King perform magic!"

The charlatan saw that the time had come to take his treasure and flee.

"Alas, Your Majesty, it is impossible! I had forgotten to tell Your Majesty that I must set out on a long journey tomorrow--"

"If you leave this palace without my permission, Sorcerer, my Brigade of Witch-Hunters will hunt you down, with their hounds! Tomorrow morning you will assist me to perform magic for the benefit of my Lords and Ladies, and if anybody laughs at me, I shall have you beheaded!"

The King stormed back to the palace, leaving the charlatan alone and afraid. Not all his cunning could save him now, for he could not run away, nor could he help the King with magic that neither of them knew.

Seeking a vent for his fear and his anger, the charlatan approached the window of Babbitty the washerwoman. Peering inside, he saw the little old lady sitting at her table, polishing a wand. In a corner, behind her, the King's sheets were washing themselves in a wooden tub.

The charlatan understood at once that Babbitty was a true witch, and that she who had given him an awful problem could also solve it.

"Crone!" roared the charlatan. "Your cackling has cost me dear! If you fail to help me, I shall denounce you as a witch, and it will be you who is torn apart by the King's hounds!"

Old Babbitty smiled at the charlatan, and assured him that she would do everything in her power to help.

The charlatan instruected her to conceal herself inside a bush while the King gave his magical display, and to perform the King's spells for him without his knowledge, /babbitty agreed to the plan, but asked one question.

"What, sir, if the King attempts a spell Babbitty cannot perform!"

The charlatan scoffed.

"Your magic is more than equal to that fool's imagination," he assured her, and he retired to the castle, well pleased with his own cleverness.

The following morning all the Lords and Ladies of the kingdom assembled in the palace grounds. The King climbed onto a stage in front of them, with the charlatan by his side.

"I shall firstly make this Lady's hat disappear!" cried the King, pointed his twig at a noblewoman.

From inside a bush nearby, Babbitty pointed her wand at the hat, and caused it to vanish. Great was the astonishment and the admiration of the crowd, and loud their applause from the jubilant King.

"Next, I shall make that horse fly!" cried the King, pointing his twig at his own steed.

From inside the bush, Babbitty pointed her wand at the horse and it rose high into the air.

The crowd was still more thrilled and amazed, and they roared their appreciation of their magical King.

"And now," said the King, looking all around for an idea; and the Captain of his Brigade of Witch-Hunters ran foward.

"Your Majesty," said the Captain, "this very morning, Sabre died of eating a poisonous toadstool! Bring him back to life, Your Majest, with your wand!"

And the Captain heaved onto the stage with the lifeless body of the largest of the witch-hunting hounds.

The foolish King brandished the twig and pointed it at the dead dog. But inside the bush, Babbitty smiled and did not trouble to lift her wand, for no magic can raise the dead.

When the dog did not stir, the crowd began first to whisper, and then to laugh. They suspected that the King's first two feats had been mere tricks after all.

"Why doesn't it work?" the King screamed at the charlatan, who berthought himself of the only rust left to him.

"There, Your Majest, there!" he shouted, pointing at the bush where Babbitty sat concealed. "I see her plain, a wicked witch who is blocking your magic with her own evil spells! Seize her, sobody seize her!"

Babbitty fled from the bush, and the Brigade of Witch-Hunters set off in pursuit, unleashing their hounds, who bayed for Babbitty's blood. But as she reached a low hedge, the little witch vanished from sight, and when the King, the charlatan, and all of the courtiers gained the other side, the found the pack of witch-hunting hounds barking and scrabbling around a bent and aged tree.

"She has turned herself into a tree!" screamed the charlatan, and dreading lest Babbitty turn back into a woman and denounce him, he added. "Cut her down, Your Majesty, that is the way to treat evil witches!"

An axe was brought at once, and the old tree was felled to loud cheers from the courtiers and the charlatan.

However, as they were making ready to return to the palace, the sound of loud cackling stopped them in their tracks.

"Fools!" cried babbitty's voice from the stump they had left behind.

"No witch or wizard can be killed by being cut in half! Take the axe, if you do not believe me, and cut the Grand Sorcerer in two!"

The Captain of the Brigade of Witch-Hunters was eager to make the experiment, but he raised the axe the charlatan fell to his knees, screaming for mercy and confessing all his wickedness. As he was dragged away to the dungeons, the tree stumped cackled more loudly than ever.

"By cutting a witch in half, you have unleashed a dreadful curse upon your kingdom!" it told the petrified King. "Henceforth, every stroke of harm that you inflict upon my fellow witches and wizards will feel like an axe stroke in your own side, until you will wish you could die of it!"

At that, the King fell to his knees too, and told the stump that he would issue a proclamation at once, protecting all the witches and wizards of the kingdom, and allowing them to practice their magic peace.

"Very good" said the stump, "but you have not yet made amends to Babbitty!"

"Anything, anythinag at all!" cried the foolish King, wringing his hands before the stump.

"You will erect a statue of Babbitty upon me, in memory of your poor washerwoman, and to remind you forever of your own foolishness!" said the stump.

The King agreed to it at once, and promised to engage the foremost sculptor in the land, and have the statue made of pure gold. Then the shamed King and all of the noblemen and -women returned to the palace, leaving the tree stump cackling behind them.

When the grounds were deserted once more, there wriggled from a hole between the roots of the tree stump a stout and whiskery old rabbit with a wand clamped between her teeth. Babbitty hopped out of the grounds and far away, and ever after a gold statue of the washerwoman stood upon the tree stump, and no witch or wizard was persecuted in the kingdom again.

©2008 by J.K. Rowling

The tales of Beedle the Bard

The Warlock's hairy heart

There was once a handsome, rich, and talented young warlock, who observed that his friends grew foolish when they fell in love, gamboling and preening, losing their appetites, and their dignity. The young warlock resolved never to fall prey to such weakness, and employed Dark Arts to ensure his immunity.

Unaware of his secret, the warlock's family laughed to see him so aloof and cold.

"All will change," they prophesied, "when a maid catches his fancy!"

But the young warlock's fancy remained untouched. Though many a maiden was intrigued by his haughty mien, and employed her most subtle arts to please him, none succeeded in touching his heart. The warlock gloried in his indifference, and the sagacity that had produced it.

The first freshness of youth wanted, and the warlock's peers began to wed, and then bring forth children.

"Their hearts must be husks," he sneered inwardly as he observed the antics of the young parents around him, "shriveled by the demands of these mewling offspring!"

And once again he congratulated himself upon the wisdom of his early choice.

In due course, the warlock's aged parents died. Their son did not mourn theml on the contrary, he considered himself blessed by their demise. Now he reigned alone in their castle. Having transferred his greatest to the deepest dungeon, he gave himself over to a life of ease and plenty, his comfort the only aim of his many servants.

The warlock was sure that he must be an object of immense envy to all who beheld his splendid and untroubled solitude. Fierce were his anger and chagrin, therefore, when he overheard two of his lackeys discussing their master one day.

The first servant expressed piry for the warlock who, with all his wealth and power, was yet beloved by nobody.

But his companion jeered, asking why a man with so much gold and a palatial castle to his name had been unable to attract a wife.

Their words dealt dreadful blows to the listening warlock's pride. He resolved at once to take a wife, and that she would be a wife superior to all others. She would possess astounding beauty, exciting envy and desire in every man who beheld her; she would spring from magical lineage, so that their offspring would inherit outstanding magical gifts; and she would have wealth at least equal to his own, so that his comfortable existence would be assured, in spite of addictions to his household.

It might have taken the warlock fifty years to find such a woman, yet it so happened that the very day after he decided to seek her, a maiden answering his every wish arrived in the neighborhood to visit her kinsolf.

She was a witch of prodigious skill and possessed of much gold. Her beauty was such that it tugged at his heart of every man who set eyes on her; of every man, that is, except one. Th warlock's heart felt nothing at all. Nevertheless, she was the prize he sought, so he began to pay her court.

All noticed the warlock's change in manners were amazed, and told the maiden that she had succeeded where a hundred had failed.

The young woman herself was both fascinated and repelled by the warlock's attentions. She sensed the coldness that lay behind the warmth of his flattery, and had never met a man so strange and remote. Her kinsfold, however, deemed theirs a most suitable match and eager to promote it, accepted the warlock's invitation to a great feast in teh maiden's honor.

The table was laden with silver and gold, bearing the finest wines and most sumptuous foods. Minstrels strummed on silk-stringed lutes and sang of a love their master had never felt. The maiden sat upon a throne beside the warlock, who spake low, employing words of tenderness he had stolen from the poets, without any idea of their true meaning.

The maiden listened, puzzled, and finally replied, "You speak well, Warlock, and I would be delighted by your attentions, if only I thought you had a heart!"

The warlock smiled, and told her that she need not fear on that score. Bidding her follow, he led her from the feast, and down to the locked dungeon where he kept his greatest treasure.

Here, in an enchanted crystal casket, was the warlock's beating heart.

Long since disconnected from eyes, ears, and fingers, it had never fallen prey to beauty, or to a musical voice, to the feel of silken skin. The aiden was terrified by the sight of it, for the heart was shrunken and covered in long, black hair.

"Oh, what have you done?" she lamented. "Put it back where it belongs, I beseech you!"

Seeing that this was necessary to please her, the warlock drew his wand, unlocked the crystal casket, sliced open his own breast, and replaced the hairy heart in the empty cavity it had once occupied.

"Now you are healed and will know true love!" cried the maiden, and she embraced him.

The touch of her soft, white arms, the wound of her breath in his hear, the scent of her heavy gold hair: All pierced the newly awakened heart like spears. But it had grown strange during its long exile, blind and savage in the darkness to which it had been condemned, and its appetites had grown powerful and perverse.

The guests at the feast had noticed the absence of their host and the maiden. At first untroubled, they grew anxious as the hours passed, and finally began to search the castle.

They found the dungeion at last, and a most dreadful sight awaited them there.

The maiden lay dead upon the floor, her breast cut open, and beside her crouched the mad warlock, holding in one bloody hand a great, smooth, shining scarlet heart, which he licked and stroked, vowing to exchange it for his own.

In his other hand, he held his wand, trying to coax from his own chest the shriveled, hairy heart. But the hairy heart was stronger than he was, and refused to relinquish its hold upon his senses or to return to the coffin in which it had been locked for so long.

Before the horror-struck eyes of his guests, the warlock cast aside his wand, and seized a silver dagger. Vowing never to be mastered by his own heart, he hacked it from his chest.

For one moment, the warlock knelt triumphant, with a heart clutched in each hand; then he fell across the maiden's body, and died.

©2008 by J.K. Rowling

The tales of Beedle the Bard

The Fountain of Fair Fortune

High on a hill in an enchanted garden, enclosed by tall walls and protected by strong magic, flowed the Fountain of Fair Fortune.

Once a year, between the hours of sunrise and sunset on the longest day, a single unfortunate was given the chance to fight their way t the Fountain, bathe in its waters, and receieve Fair Fortune forevermore.

On the appointed day, hundred of people traveled from all over the kingdom to reach the garden walls before dawn. Male and female, rich and poor, young and old, of magicals and without, they gathered in the darkness, each hoping that they would be the one to gain entrance to the gardens.

Three witches, each with her burden of woe, met on the outskirts of the crowd, and told one another their sorrows, as they waited for sunrise.

The first, by name Asha, was sick of malady no Healer could cure. She hoped that the Fountain would banish her symptoms and grant her a long and happy life.

The second by name Alrheada, had been robbed of her home, her gold, and her wand by an evil sorcerer. She hoped that the Fountain might relieve her of powerlessness and poverty.

The third, by name Amata, had been deserted by a man whom she loved dearly, and she thought her heart would never mend. She hoped that the Fountain would relieve her of her grief and longing.

Pitying each other, the three women agreed that, should the chance befall them, they would unite and try to reach the Fountain together.

The sky was rent with the first ray of sun, and a chink in the wall opened. The crowd surged forward, each of the shrieking their claim for the Fountain's benision. Creepers from the garden beyond snaked through the pressing mass, and twisted themseleves around the first witch, Asha. She grasped the wrist of the second witch, Altheada, who seized tight upon the robes of the third witch, Amatra.

And Amata become caught upon the armor of a dismal-looking knight, who was seated on bone-thin horse.

The creepers tugged the three witches through the chink in the wall, and the knight was dragged off his steed after them.

The furious screams of the disappointed throng rose upon the morning air, then fell silent as the garden walls sealed once more.

Asha and Altheda were angry with Aara, who had accidentally brought along the knight.

"Only one can bathe in the Fountain! It will be hard enough to decide which of us it will be, without adding another!"

Now, Sir Luckless, as the knight was known in the land outside the walls, observed that these were witches, and, having no magic, nor any great skill at jousting or dueling swords, nor anything that distinguished the non-magical man, was sure that he had no hope beating the three women to the Fountain. he therefore declared his intention of withdrawing outside the walls again.

At this, Amata became angry too.

"Faint heart!" she chided him. "Draw your sword, Knight, and help us reach our goal!"

And so the three witches and the forlorn knight ventured forth into the enchanted garden, where rare herbs, fruit, and flowers grew in abundance on either side of the sunlit paths. They mey no obstacles until they reached the foot of the hill on which the Fountain stood.

There, however, wrapped around the base of the hill, was a monstrous white Worm, bloated and blind. At their approach it turned a foul face upon them, and uttered the following words:

"Pay me the proof of your pain."

Sir Luckless drew his sword and attempted to kill the beast, but his blade snapped. Then, Altheda cast rocks at the Worm, while Asha and Amata essayed every spell that might sudue or entrace it, but the power of their wands was no more effective than their friend's stones or the knight's steel: The Worm would not  let the pass.

The sun rose higher and higher in the sky, and Asha, despairing, began to weep.

Then the great Worm place its face upon hers and drank the tears from her cheeks. Its thirst assuaged, the Worm's disappearance, the three witches and the knight began to climb the hill, sure that they would reach the Fountain before noon.

Halfway up the steep slope, however, they came across words cut into the ground before them:

"Pay me the fruits of your labors."

Sir Luckless took out his only coin, and places it upon the grassy hillside, but it rolled away and was lost. The three witches and the knight continued to climb, but though they walked for hours more, they advanced not a step; the summit came no nearer, and still the inscription lay in the earth before them.

All were discouraged as the sun rose over their heads and began to sink towards the far horizon, but Altheda walked faster and harder than any of them, and exhorted the others to follow her example, through she moved no farther up the enchanted hill.

"Courage, friends and do not yield!" she cried, wiping the sweat from her brow.

As the drops fell glittering onto the earth, the inscriptions blocking their path vanished, and they found that they were able to move upward once more.

Delighted by the removal of this second obstavle, they hurried toward the summit as fast as they could, until at last they glimpsed the Fountain, flittering like a crystal in the bower of flowers and trees.

Before they could reach it, however, they came to stream that ran around the hilltop, barring their way. In the depths of the clear water lay a smooth stone bearing the words:

"Pay me the treasure of your past."

Sir Luckless attempted to float across the stream on his shield but it sank. The three witches pulled him from the water, then tried to leap the brook themselves, but it would not let them cross, and all the while the sun was sinking lower in the sky.

So they fell to pondering the meaning of the stone's message, and Amata was the first to understand. Taking her wand, she drew from her mind all the memories of happy times she had spent with her vanished lover, and dropped them into the rushing waters. The stream swept them away, and stepping stones appeared, and the three witches and the knight were able to pass at last onto the summit of the hill.

The Fountain shimmered before them, set amidst herbs and flowers rarer and more beautiful then any they had yet seen. The sky burned ruby, and it was time to decide which of them would bathe.

Before they could make their decision, however, frail Asha fell to the ground. Exhausted by their struggle to the summit, she was close to death. Her three friends would have carried her to the Fountain, but Asha was in mortal agony and begged them not to touch her.

Then, Altheda hastened to pick all those herbs she thought most hopeful, and mix them in Sir Luckless's gourd of water, and poured the potion into Asha's mouth.

At once, Asha was able to stand. What was more, all symptoms of her dread  malady had vanished.

"I am cured!" she cried. "I have no need of the Fountain--let Altheda bathe!"

But Altheda was busy collecting more herbs in her apron.

"If I can cure this disease, I shall earn gold aplenty! Let Amata bathe!"

Sir Luckless bowed and gestured Amata toward the Fountain, but she shook her head. The stream had washed away all regret for her lover, and she saw now that he had been cruel and faithless, and that it was happiness enough to be rid of him.

"Good sir, you must bathe, as a reward for all your chivalry!" she told Sir Luckless.

So the knight clanked forth in the last rays of the setting sun, and bathed in Fountain oof Fair Fortune, astonished that he was the chosen one of hundreds and giddy with his incredible luck.

As the sun fell below the horizon, Sir Luckless emerged from the waters with the glory of his triumph upon him, and flung himself in his rusted armor at the feet of Amata, who was the kindest and most beautiful woman he had ever beheld. Flushed with success, he begged for her hand and her heart, and Amata, no less delighted, realized that she had found a man worthy of them.

The three witches and the knight set off down the hill together, arm in arm, and all four led long and happy lives, and none of them ever knew or suspected that the Fountain's waters carried no enchantment at all.

©2008 by J.K. Rowling